The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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