Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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