Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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