Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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