you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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