i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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