i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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