He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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