So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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