so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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