If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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