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I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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