my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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