Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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