I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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