It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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