plz talk dirty to me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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