Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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