i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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