I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
vagina is talking i cant
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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