I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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