Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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