I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Where is the hickey?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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