So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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