Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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