Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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