i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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