Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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