yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Even my vagina gasped.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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