Dual....:-)
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
