none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
