I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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