i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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