You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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