yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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