i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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