Are we in a gay sports bar?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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