i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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