Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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