last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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