I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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