You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
