The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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