Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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