I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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