i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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