butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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