if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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