Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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