You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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