I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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