omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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