plz talk dirty to me
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
