Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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