i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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