We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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