We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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